In Memory of Wayne A. Smith, 1943–2010
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- Program from Wayne's memorial service, December 9, 2010 [pdf]
- Remarks by Wayne's son, Noah Smith, December 9, 2010 [pdf]
- Remarks by Wayne's step-son, Gene Granger, December 9, 2010 [pdf]
Wayne Smith's Laws
- Five-minute jobs take at least 30 minutes.
- One-hour jobs take at least three hours.
- Four-hour jobs take all day.
- All-day jobs are never started.
- Opening the paint can is the hardest part of painting.
- The leaves must be raked before the last leaf falls.
- The last leaf will not be noticed.