(to burn off excess creative juices, we write songs at the 11th hour
of paper submissions.  Here's the one that came about for this paper).

(to the turn of Chuck Berry's Rock and Roll Music)

by Mark Oskin

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Just let me have some of that simulation data
Any old way you graph it
With a bar chart you can't fake it,
Any old time you plot it
Its gotta me simulated data
If you wanna write a paper with me
if you wanna write a paper with me

I've got no kick against prototypes
Unless they try and claim their so darn fast,
And burn through a billion grads
Just trying to use their I/O pads

That's why I go for that simulated data
Any old way you graph it
With a bar chart you can't fake it,
Any old time you plot it
Its gotta me simulated data
If you wanna write a paper with me
if you wanna write a paper with me

I tried my hand at SimOS,
So I could boot up really fast
I must admit it was a rockin' time
until it crashed around the ASPLOS deadline

That's why I go for that simulated data
Any old way you graph it
With a bar chart you can't fake it,
Any old time you plot it
Its gotta me simulated data
If you wanna write a paper with me
if you wanna write a paper with me

At the PC they had a jubilee
Rejecting papers so joyfully
No need to read them cause they all suck,
The PC got all worked up

And started making that simulated data,
Any old way you graph it
With a bar chart you can't fake it,
Any old time you plot it
Its gotta me simulated data
If you wanna write a paper with me
if you wanna write a paper with me

Don't care to read about a branch predictor,
I'm in the mood for a path selector,
Its way too early for a fault detector
So keep writing that simulator!

So I can get some of that simulated data
Any old way you graph it
With a bar chart you can't fake it,
Any old time you plot it
Its gotta me simulated data
If you wanna write a paper with me
if you wanna write a paper with me