In Memory of Wayne A. Smith, 1943–2010

Wayne Smith's Laws

  1. Five-minute jobs take at least 30 minutes.
  2. One-hour jobs take at least three hours.
  3. Four-hour jobs take all day.
  4. All-day jobs are never started.
  5. Opening the paint can is the hardest part of painting.
  6. The leaves must be raked before the last leaf falls.
  7. The last leaf will not be noticed.