Does this shade of green look eerily familiar?? In case you’ve repressed the memory, think back to a happy summer in Wisconsin when the only thing you ever saw Fred Blattner in was those unforgettable green shorts...

If you have a hankering to relive those days, and you should, why not spend October 14^th hanging out with Fred and a few other long lost acquaintances. Once you’re there, you may as well head down, say around 6pm, to the Sidecar, next to Cafe Montmartre, at 127 East Mifflin Street, to help Fred put away 60 Wisconsin Lunchboxes (don’t say you forgot those flaming shots too!) in honor of the big day. (Actually his birthday is on October 6^th but who can keep track after all those drinks...)

Most importantly, now that you’ve decided to come out for Dr. Blattner’s birthday fête, tell everyone you know to come too. Fred will never remember that they didn’t work in his lab...