Professor Oren Etzioni
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Some of my favorite musings:

I void warranties  --- seen on a T-shirt at Burning Man 2008

I can resist everything...except temptation --- Oscar Wilde

Discipline is remembering what you want --- David Campbell

Before Enlightenment - chop wood, carry water;
after Enlightenment - chop wood, carry water.
--- Old Zen saying




The best way to predict the future is to invent it---Alan Kay

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet---William Gibson

Imagination is more important than knowledge --- Albert Einstein

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers --- Voltaire

...engage the impossible... --- Erik Larson

 I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as
 my  telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my
telephone.  --- Bjarne Stroustrup




I'm busier than a one-legged cowboy in an ass-kickin' contest  --- ???

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.   --- Sydney J. Harris

Why tweet when you can SPAM? --- yours truly, in the style of Zippy the Pinhead

I've been having a mid-life crisis for a long time.  So long, in fact, that my mid-life crisis is having a mid-life crisis. --- yours truly




I used to have three theories about how to raise kids; now I have three kids and no theories! --- my mom

Your children are not your children,
They come through you but are not from you...

You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.

--- Selected lines from The Prophet



To seize the day,
   find the sunset in the sunset
        the laughter in the child
            and the child within yourself.

--- yours truly





If God existed, He would have certainly not permitted that human beings be thrown alive into furnaces, and the heads of little toddlers be smashed with the butt of guns or be shoved into sacks and gassed to death.  --- Rutka Laskier, 1943  (the "Polish Anne Frank")

We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive
 where we started and know the place for the first time.  
                                                                                    -T.S.Eliot

Had I really succeeded at anything else, I might never have found the determination to succeed in the one arena I believed I truly belonged. I was set free, because my greatest fear had already been realised, and I was still alive…and so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life. 

---J. K.  Rowling, Harvard commencement 2008


 



My father has published a thoughtful treatise on a Muscular, Moral Foreign Policy.

My mother has published several wonderful  love stories about women in the bible.


My brother Michael died of sudden heart failure on August 24th, 2006; he is survived by his wife,  son, and daughter.



I went to China in June, 2004 with my brother Ethan, and this is as close as I got to the Great Wall.  I did get close to a Baby Panda, and learned something about Chinese People.  I also visited the Forbidden City, which was a bit disappointing.   In August 2008, I participated in Burning Man---my Burn pictures & other personal information is available on Facebook.